January 13th, 2004

Good Morning Everyone

Good morning to you,
Good morning to you,
We're all in our places
With bright shining faces
This is the way
We start a new day!

Wow, I haven't done a morning update in a while.

I'm feeling great this morning. I'm absolutely bursting with energy today.

For those of you who missed my filter post yesterday, you can find it here.

Blatently stolen from www.topfive.com (http://www.topfive.com)

The Top 25 Quotes We Wish Were in the "Lord of the Rings" Movies

25> "Gollum, this... is an 'Altoid.' I'm not saying anything
here, but trust me: Use it."
24> "Yes it is true, Aragorn will wash his hair for the marriage."
23> "Your love of the Halfling's leaf has clearly slowed your
mind. Dude!"
22> "A day may come when the wisdom of men fails, when all
judgment falters, and 'Lost in Translation' is deemed Best
Picture. But it is not this day!"
21> "Always they says, 'Oh, Frodo this,' ands 'Oh, Sams thats.'
We hates the femmy Hobbitses! We hates them!"
20> "Master Pippin! Master Merry! Why are you crying? I thought
you'd *love* this beautiful dresser from the Fangorn forest!"
18> "One ring to rule them all. One in time to cause a ripple.
But the ring we most earnestly seek is the one in Lady
Galadriel's nipple."
17> "That rated about a 9.5 on my weird-shit-o-meter."
16> "You want the ring? You can't HANDLE the ring!"
15> "Say my name, dwarf!"
14> "Look, Sam, my name isn't *Mr.* Frodo -- it's Frodo. Mr.
Baggins if you're nasty."
13> "You had me at 'Aiya vanima.'"
12> "Nice work killing that Orc, faithful friend, but still it
twitches. Slay it again, Sam!"
11> "I. Don't. Like. The. Leggings. Drying. On. The. Rod!"
10> "It don't mean a thing if you ain't got that ring...
doo-wah-tee-wah, doo-wah-tee-wah, doo-wah-tee-wah!"
9> "Brethren of Gondor, we are gathered here to join Arwen
Evenstar and Aragorn, son of Arathorn, in holy matrimony.
Frodo, do you have the ring?"
8> "Elvens have left the building."
7> "Attention, audience: Fair Arwen is speaking, so you may all
relax, as nothing important will take place. The next 10
minutes would be an excellent time to go pee."
6> "Legolas my Eggolas!"
5> "Go not by that path, Aragorn! For my young companion Osment
sees dead people!"
4> "Smeagol, do you like movies about gladiators?"
3> "You sure you ain't never been just a wee bit curious, Mr.
2> "Ha! Let the dark armies of Saruman come! It would take an
entire brigade of giant mutant four-tusked elephants to
conquer our... well, son of a bitch!"

and Topfive.com's Number 1 Quote We Wish Were in a "Lord of the
Rings" Movie...

1> "Run, forest, run!"