June 22nd, 2006


Carolina Residents Confused, Terrified As Victorious Hurricane Players Riot In Streets

RALEIGH, NC - Only hours after the Carolina Hurricanes won the NHL Championship Monday night in a hard-fought Game 7 against the Edmonton Oilers, North Carolina Gov. Michael Easley mobilized the National Guard to contain over two dozen members of what he described as "some sort of depraved, violent, heretofore unheard-of gang calling themselves the Hurricanes."


I love the onion.

And we do know what hockey is, we brought tailgating, cheerleaders and the loudest home ice in the NHL to the game.