October 23rd, 2006

Grue

Homework

Me: Ok, homework.

Brain: Look over there!

Me: No! Homework.

Brain: But but! Nothing is due until Wednesday!

Me: No, we're going to get ahead this week.

Brain: But you have the Internets! Think of all the amazing things flowing down the tubes!

Me: Actually, you didn't seem that interested in most of the stuff online a few minutes ago. You were searching for something intertaining. Homeworks!

Brain: But I don't wanna do homework!

Me: Well, tough! Homework!

Brain: We've already screwed up so much this semester.

Me: Yes, which means we need to do better on the rest.

Brain: Livejournal!

Me: Fine, Live Journal. Then homework.