Techempage's body: Ache, cough, sneeze.
Techempage: Stop that!
Techempage's body: Sneeze, cough, ache.
Techempage: No no no! We have to work this weekend. We had a lousy week at the Lone Star last week, so we gotta make some money this week.
Techempage's body: Sneeze, ache, cough.
Techempage: Look, I gave you NyQuil last night and some DayQuil this morning and we were even in bed before 11 last night! You don't need to be doing this.
Techempage's body: ~thinks for a second~ Ache, sneeze, cough.
Techempage: Look, we got both Monday and Tuesday night off from waiting tables. Can you just give me a couple of days?
Techempage's body: Cough, ache, sneeze.