This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I broke wikkidpixie's X-Box (-12 points). In November I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Saturday I pushed deyaniera in the mud (-17 points). Last Wednesday on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In October I gave eyewrist a Dutch Oven (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-779 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!